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UT College Students at UT College goof off a lot. The average student has sex 12 times a month. There are lots of frats and sororities. Booze is the drug of choice. The average GPA is 2.5

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My Favorite Male Part Is: The Butt: Round and firm. Thats where I branded him. Find out your favorite male body part!

19 Ways to Tell if You're a LATINO

19. Your family thinks your crazy because you've moved out
without getting married first.
18.There is more Budweiser than punch at little Angel's
birthday party.
17.Tamales, Champurrado, Ham and Turkey are must haves on
Thanksgiving.
16. You or someone you know uses "Tres Flores" in their hair.
15. Your mom packs your "lonchera"everyday. You've just turned
thirty-two.
14. If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively
dab on some "veeks" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
13. If you are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a
person shouting "subanse, todavia caben".
12. If you can't imagine anyone not liking Spicy food.
11. If you have at least, thirty cousins.
10. If you call your sneakers "tenis".
9. If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and can't figure
out why your butt is getting bigger.
8. If you can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa without music.
7. If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you
for dinner even f it's a one bed room apartment.
6. If you constantly refer to cereal as "Pos tostes".
5. If you use your lips to point something out.
4. If you light a candle on the night of the Lotto drawing.
3. If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really
just talking.
2. If you grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy".
1. If you have ever been hit by a chancla.

YEaaaah. Well, the packing is going pretty slowly, but I'm totally proud of myself for starting earlier than the day before I leave. I have tons of stuff ready to take to the storage place in the hallway and the living room. And that's only a quarter of my room. Bleah. So I went shopping today and spent a ton of money on new clothes (ones without logos on them) for Costa Rica. They don't want you to stand out as an obvious American, although I don't know how I'd pass for a Tica anyway. Kinda white around the gills, ya know? But now I have some nicer, plainer clothes that don't have UT on them. I figure they'll be good to have for when I get back to the U.S. That is....if I DO come back. Hehehe. Well, I doubt I would, but the thought has crossed my mind that I could really love Costa Rica and never want to come back. I mean, I could just find a job translating or doing Latin American advertising somewhere. Who knows.

Speaking of gills, one of my fish finally kicked the bucket. That's why I don't name them. I still haven't flushed him, it's still really sad. I don't deal with death very well, for any living thing, and ESPECIALLY humans. Ok, outta the dark crap.

So I kinda got into a wreck today. Well, sorta. There wasn't any damage done to either cars, so the lady and I were like, "you cool? I'm cool, let's get outta here." No harm, no foul. Kinda wigged me out though, cause right before I hit her (heh) I was like: damn. Nothing else, cause I saw it coming and I knew I was going to hit her. Very calm, and I think that's what scared me. I realized later the airbag could have gone off. That's what freaked me out. It could have done more damage than the little bitty fender bender. Just what is the price for safety these days?

No news on the boy front. F-it. I quit. I saw a Happy Bunny shirt today at Hot Topic that said "I love boys they're stupid." Amen bunny, amen. What's the hardest is wanting something you can't have. *Sigh*

Anyway, I'm going to take a shower and hit the hay. I slept til 1pm today, first time in a long time, but I did so much and I'm super tired here at 1:30 in the a.m. Hope to hear from all of you before I leave. Adios.