Wanna hear about a shitty day?!?

SO this morning i had a 9 am final for advertising...it wasn't cumulative, but the bastards made it so fucking hard! yeah 2 hours later i got my grade and was unpleasantly surprised that I had failed it.

I was studying for my hard advertising class' final that's tomorrow night and looked at the clock to realize it was 12:10 and i had to be at work at 12:30. There is no easy way of getting there, plus it was raining. I was 15 min late.

On the way to work, I was rear ended by some jackass. I got out all frazzled, and my bumper looked ok so we just decided to keep moving on. When I got to work I was pleasantly greeted by 2 large scratch marks, just below my bumper.

It took me 45 minutes to get home because of rain traffic.

It's now 5:37 pm and I still have about 7 or so hours of day left. SOOOOOOO.....what else could go wrong you say? Give me 7 hours and I'll let you know!

Wocka Wocka Weeklies

A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan."

"Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black's desk, she is the loan manager, I'm sure she will be happy to talk to you," The head desk says.

The frog hops over to Mrs. Patty Black's desk and says, "I wanna loan."

Mrs. Black says, "Well Mr. Frog, we will have to get some paperwork for you to sign, so if you will wait right here..." At this point the frog pulls out of his knapsack a golden disk and hands it over to her.

She asks, confused, "What is this?"

The frog croaks back, "I wanna loan." She rubs her head, and walks back to her boss and says, "I don't get it, a frog hops in here wanting a loan, and gives me this golden disk. Do you know what it is?"

The boss laughs and says, "It's a knick-knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan!"