This was in a wedding announcement in my hometown county paper:

Flower girl was Rio Deluca, niece of the groom. Ring bearer was River Deluca, nephew of the groom.

Now, those parents are either real sick or think they're being real funny by naming their kids the same name, but in 2 different languages.

Rio=River en español for those of you who don't get it.

Little things like this make me glad I moved away for college.

You will live in Shack.
You will drive a Black Prelude.
You will marry Aaron and have 2 kids.
You will be a Translator in Mexico.

13
You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a Black Civic.
You will marry Aaron and have 0 kids.
You will be a Kickboxing Instructor in South America

45
You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a Red Prelude.
You will marry Ron and have 4 kids.
You will be a Kickboxing Instructor in London

21
You will live in Shack.
You will drive a Black Prelude.
You will marry Aaron and have 3 kids.
You will be a Art Director in South America.

7
You will live in House.
You will drive a Silver BMW.
You will marry Aaron and have 4 kids.
You will be a Translator in South America

37
You will live in Mansion.
You will drive a Red Prelude.
You will marry Issa and have 0 kids.
You will be a Web Designer in South America

51
You will live in Shack.
You will drive a Red Prelude.
You will marry Joey and have 0 kids.
You will be a Layout Director in Austin.


SO I think overall (according to all mighty and powerful MASH) I'll be marrying Aaron, living in a shack in South America, driving a Red Prelude, not having any kids and either being a translator or kickboxing instructor.

Although I must say one of the combinations I could truly live with, and possibly enjoy very much. Can you guess which it is?