This was in a wedding announcement in my hometown county paper:

Flower girl was Rio Deluca, niece of the groom. Ring bearer was River Deluca, nephew of the groom.

Now, those parents are either real sick or think they're being real funny by naming their kids the same name, but in 2 different languages.

Rio=River en español for those of you who don't get it.

Little things like this make me glad I moved away for college.