19 Ways to Tell if You're a LATINO

19. Your family thinks your crazy because you've moved out
without getting married first.
18.There is more Budweiser than punch at little Angel's
birthday party.
17.Tamales, Champurrado, Ham and Turkey are must haves on
Thanksgiving.
16. You or someone you know uses "Tres Flores" in their hair.
15. Your mom packs your "lonchera"everyday. You've just turned
thirty-two.
14. If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively
dab on some "veeks" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
13. If you are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a
person shouting "subanse, todavia caben".
12. If you can't imagine anyone not liking Spicy food.
11. If you have at least, thirty cousins.
10. If you call your sneakers "tenis".
9. If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and can't figure
out why your butt is getting bigger.
8. If you can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa without music.
7. If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you
for dinner even f it's a one bed room apartment.
6. If you constantly refer to cereal as "Pos tostes".
5. If you use your lips to point something out.
4. If you light a candle on the night of the Lotto drawing.
3. If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really
just talking.
2. If you grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy".
1. If you have ever been hit by a chancla.