This is a one sided conversation from a comic I thought was pretty funny. It's late and I'm putting off finishing a paper for advertising management.

Have you heard about that new movie Gothika?
They said it was difficult to make Halle Berry look ugly.
I would have just used a Louisville Slugger
...perhaps some fire.

Here's a 2 sided

Santa, how was your Christmas?
All kids want these days is gay lube and sex boxes.
Don't you mean Game Cube and X-Boxes?
Crap.